Sad Kermit - Hurt

This is a great children's educational video.

Eddie Griifin Totals an Enzo Ferrari !!

I have to go off and cry now. This dumb bastard is totally useless. No only is he completely un-funny, but he can't even drive on a controlled track without totaling a million dollar car.

Everyday.

A photo a day for six years. Creepy Eyes in every one.

Britney Spears heading back to her trailer

This has to be the fastest, hardest, and most amusing fall in history. Britney has apparently ran through $32 million of her fortune in the past two years and is nearing bankruptcy.

So we have watched her go from super hot and loaded to supper hog and broke in a mere blink of an eye.

I leave you with some of the images of her better days...

Please donate!! It is for a good cause.

I have officially started taking donations for this car.

It is the poo. I must have it. You must help me fund it. So please, get out your hearts and wallets and donate. Every penny helps.

1978 Aston Martin V8 Vantage

Wikimedia Commons - Picture of the Year 2006

I highly recommend taking a look at these pictures. They are from The Wikimedia Commons Picture of the Year 2006 competition. The winner was selected and it just must be an Air Force day.

The number one pictures is good, but everyone on the page are amazing. The picture here at the left placed ninth.

Family Guy - Carol Burnett Skit

This is what made Carol Burnett sue for 2-million dollars.

I say the dirty whore just cant take a joke.

Full Story here.

Elite BAD-ASS AF teams rescues troops

Yea, the AF has a crew of total bad-asses. This is a really well written article with some cool links.

If I knew how much good they did I probably wouldn't have become a SEAL member and would have went with the AF instead.

The WIKI page has some cool info and links.

Water Bridge???

Nope, not a PhotoShop. It is a half a billion euros, 1-mile long, and connects Berlin's inland harbor with the ports along the Rhine river.

Still don't believe it? Snoops to the rescue.

Instant Beer Freeze

I did this with water this past winter, but never thought of trying it with beer.

Big Cat vs. Smart Reporter!!

Now this is just hilarious. Reporter Kathleen Cochrane, an obvious Mensa cardholder, is doing a fluff piece on animal abuse or something while holding a clearly upset, rather large, cat.

Nothing but greatness (and tears) follow.

First in Jeopardy history

WOW. Not in 23 years this has happened.

And it could not have happened to a better bunch of nerds.

Audio RS6 Avant wreck

I don't know if this can even be classified as a wreck. I think this may have just entered an entirely new realm of accident carnage.

Thank god there was nobody in the back seats. A few more photos on the link.

Spring Break Tiny Bikini Contest

Nuff Said...


Spring Break Bikini Contest - A funny movie is a click away

The 10th Teacher I wish I had...

If you don't know who this is, may I introduce you to Erica Chevillar, 10th grade history teacher from Boca Raton. She appears in the latest issue that Playboy (Mariah Carey cover). Erica s the star of a six page spread in Playboy titled Hot for Teacher. I have graciously sifted the vast internet to bring you the totally NSFW Playboy pics.

Lovely Erica became somewhat famous a while back when a few National Bikini Team (NSFW webpage) photos of her caught the attention of her employer and the entire nation of straight men. They school tried to fire her, she sued, case droped.

I am just pissed I never had a teacher like this. I never had anything close to this. The hottest teacher I had looked like more like Ugly Betty and smelled of cabbage.

DC Metro Requirement - Driving LED's

Everyone in the DC Metro area should have one of these. Actually, as long as I one I don't care if anyone else has one. I am pretty sure I would leave mine on the "idiot" setting.

Three Awesome Gmail productivity tips

The main topics in the article:

1. Install Greasemonkey
2. The ability to have persistent searches

Greasemonkey is great for manipulating how webpages are displayed. I use many of the scripts. For instance, I use this one for automatically displaying images within Craigslist. I then click the checkbox to only display listings with images. It is a great timesaver by eliminating all those stupid adds without pics.

Persistent searches are basically the equivalent of iTunes smart folders for Gmail. It will dynamically update your defined searches saving tons of time.

It also adds a nice little splash of color with that snazzy little yellow box (see image).